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About Me Member Angelina Jolie Fetishist MoonlitSapphiresFemale/Unknown Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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They rise, they come forth, behold the Tea Gnomes!

Mon Dec 31, 2007, 7:50 PM
The Tea Gnomes have been pushing Sapphire to create a DeviantArt account, and so she has. She will look through her artwork later for she is hungry. She goes to dine on the hearts of zombie porcupines now. Farewell, until tomorrow, when we meet again, Lady of Fate. Sapphire takes her leave.

  • Listening to: My daughter yell profanities at the toaster.
  • Reading: The Decree of King Tatamoomoo.
  • Watching: The Tea Gnomes dance of Watery Greens.
  • Playing: Popsicle Shooting. With a grenade launcher.
  • Eating: Petroleum.
  • Drinking: Blood mixed with purple ink.

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  • Current Residence: Inside of a shark in the company of shoe fairies and tea gnomes.
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Extra extra small, with chips and sausages please.
  • Print preference: No printing, I prefer grape juice.
  • Interests: I like the colour towel, and silent music. Petroleum is delicious.
  • Favourite movie: Manos: The Hands of Fate. Also, pop tarts.
  • Favourite band or musician: I like the sound of a thousand screeching monkeys and an angry pie.
  • Favourite genre of music: Screeching monkeys.
  • Favourite artist: Oh, definitely Mister Bobbly Bits. She is awesome.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Missus Tennis Face. He is fabulous.
  • Favourite photographer: That girl with the glass eye, you know the one.
  • Favourite style of art: Coffee, with extra alcohol, two creams, and seventeen sugars.
  • Operating System: Puffyface Linux.
  • MP3 player of choice: Russian made ovens.
  • Shell of choice: Koopa Troopa shells.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Any that has lots of prune juice.
  • Skin of choice: I like snake skin.
  • Favourite game: The one where you commit suicide. Great fun.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Those old 2-bit systems are the best.
  • Favourite cartoon character: George Bush. She is awesome.
  • Personal Quote: "Dirt flavoured popsicles will eat you."
  • Tools of the Trade: Saliva.

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:icontonkotsusoup:
I would just like to say that your Devious Information post has been the best I have read on DA!! :clap: :headbang:

hehe I listen to my daughter just scream at the moment....I guess the profanities start as soon as they get speech worked out!!

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:iconmoonlitsapphires:
Haha, many thanks. :B

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I am a simple girl with simple dreams.
:iconjustin-timberlake:
Why are you more popular than I am already. This makes no sense. I am clearly at least three times as sexy. Frownface.

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I am awesome and sometimes sexy. No, just kidding, I am sexy all of the time.
:iconmoonlitsapphires:
I am not popular! I am cheating! I have ten thousand DeviantArt accounts which I use to post comments to each other!

Or maybe I have ten hundred thousand...I forget!

But anyway, you should do the same! It is great for making people believe you are popular!

To everybody else: Everything said here is a lie! I do not have any DeviantArt accounts at all! Not even this one! You are hallucinating! Go take some Acetaminophen, Isometheptene and Dichloralphenazone (Midrin) or some Quadrivalent Human Papillomavirus (Types 6, 11, 16, 18) Recombinant Vaccine (Gardasil)!

P.S.: I like raw meat seasoned with plastic shavings.

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I am a simple girl with simple dreams.
:iconjustin-timberlake:
That's how you do it! Sockpuppets and raw meats!

Also you have like 8 times the page views that I have, this isn't even funny anymore, okay! :(

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I am awesome and sometimes sexy. No, just kidding, I am sexy all of the time.
:iconmoonlitsapphires:
But I love you! ):

How could you forget all the wonderful times we had blowing up alien babies we had during that war we were forced in by the demonic women from the planet Tererreelenteis!

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I am a simple girl with simple dreams.
:iconjustin-timberlake:
I love you too! And I do remember the Tererreelenteian War of 2101! But that is not the situation at hand here!

Your pageviews continue to skyrocket while mine remain lame and stagnant!

I want to be Mr. Popular too. :(

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I am awesome and sometimes sexy. No, just kidding, I am sexy all of the time.
:iconprincesscallie:
Welcome to DA! :glomp:

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“That’s the light bulb you’re looking at, jackass,” Kakuzu retorted.
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